Hello! ✨I am Alex Noirs, a Professional Somatic Sex Therapist and Yoni Bodywork Practitioner
For half my life, I've soaked up the somatic sex therapy experience and practical knowledge about women's sensuality, physiology and sexual problem-solving techniques. My knowledge comes from the scientific method and my valuable experiance.
Now, I practice Yoni bodywork therapy and tantric sex teaching in Asia, helping hundreds of women find self-discovery, confidence and pleasure.
Yoni Massage Practitioner | Orgasmologist | Sex Coach
Facts you usually want to know about me:
- I am a 40-year-old straight man.
- I am from Northern Europe.
- I have travelled worldwide over the last 20 years, learning and practising.
- My interests are orgasmology, sensual self-exploring, a healthy lifestyle, sharing knowledge, and connecting with great people and new cultures.
Please don't ask for my photos. Let's initiate a video call and have an honest conversation about your goals or issues.
- I don't enjoy sharing my photos because I am content with my life and uninterested in seeking additional publicity or attention.
Why do I do this?
- I am passionate about providing opportunities for women to discover their sensual selves and break free from centuries-old patriarchal legacies and judgmental cultural and societal pressures.
- 20+Years of Experiance
- 100+Completed courses and trainings
- 1000+Satisfied clients
- 100+Countries Clients From
My Journey Like a Somatic Sex Therapist
My journey started twenty years ago. My partner had a sexual problem with achieving orgasm and vaginismus, so It was a significant signal to begin learning how to solve it.
Anticipating, I'll mention that we soon successfully resolved this issue.
From that time, this topic led me. I travelled around the world and learned hundreds of courses and techniques. Worked with thousands of clients from more than a hundred countries with different cultures and sexual traditions.
Whatever where I have been in my travels, I've soaked up the sex therapy experience and practical knowledge about women's sensuality, physiology and sexual problem-solving techniques.
And we all know if you read, learn, understand and practice for a long time, you will become quite good at it.
So, love, destiny and my hunger for information made me good at somatic sex therapy.
Session's atmosphere
I understand – starting a session can be a bit nerve-wracking. Many clients feel nervous before the session, but after we have an intro conversation, they describe feeling safe and comfortable with me throughout the session.
My approach maintains professionalism, politeness, and gentleness, always respecting your boundaries without pressure or misinterpretation.
With me, you can embrace your true self. I never share your information and hold no opinions or judgments about you. Our goal is to liberate you from sexual stereotypes and help you explore your sensual personality.
The session focuses on your sexual education, pleasurable experience and self-discovery, deeply exploring your body's sensual possibilities and erogenous zones and the origins of your true sexuality and dormant sensitivity.
How are My Techniques Different From Other Practitioners?
I. #1 Profesional Orgasmologist in Bangkok: I specialise solely in women's sensuality, guiding transformative journeys of self-discovery and intimate healing grounded in scientific research. My unique approach, the Orgasmologist Protocol, is personally crafted and empowers women to address sexual concerns effectively. Unlike other methods, it emphasises empowerment and sensual self-discovery, encouraging women to explore their bodies, emotions, and desires with curiosity and openness.
II. One-Of-Kind Bespoke Sessions Experience: Before the session, you take a sensual quiz and I take the time to research your sexual base and healt circumstances. This way, every session ensures a bespoke approach and is custom-tailored to meet your individual needs, paying attention to your sensual experience, bodily requirements, and psychological and sexual psychotype.
III. My rates may be higher than others, but you'll always get more with me:
Only a bespoke session experience.
Client issues analysis and session personalisation.
High professionalism and work ethic.
Female safe, friendly and not sexual services.
Free sex couch consultation during the session.
Real full-body coconut oil massage.
Sessions are available after hours on demand.
No extra or hidden payments.
Why do you need it?
The main rule for embarking on an exciting, enjoyable, and orgasmic sexual journey is to first understand what works for your body and brings you happiness in the bedroom. Once you have explored and discovered your desires, you can confidently share them with your partner, creating a more fulfilling and satisfying sexual connection.
The best part of the session is that it is dedicated solely to your sexual education and experience. You don't need to worry about safety, focusing on your partner's pleasure, or forcing your body to enjoy or achieve an orgasm. You can simply relax and have an enjoyable unique experience in a comfortable space.
It is an opportunity to have several hours of your own time and a cosy atmosphere to enjoy and understand reactions and sensual nuances between your body and mind's orgasmic senses and the origins of erogenous feeling sources.
What results you can expect after the session?
Self-confidence boosts: understanding that you don't have as many sensual issues as you thought before and getting instructions to resolve the last ones.
Elevate sexual self-education: getting ideas and pieces of knowledge on how to improve your sexual life and ways to share them with your partner. Having answers to important intimacy questions.
Get a great orgasmic experience: opening new senses, erogenous zones, and ways to reach orgasmic feelings.
Promote personal wellness: a physical and psychological sexual stress relief.
Have a selfish good time: conversation, novelty, ecstatic, fun, relaxation, self-care.
Questions and answers about safety and guarantees
This involves:
- washing the hands before and after;
- properly cleaning any massage tools;
- not inserting any objects into the vagina that could cause injury or infection;
- stopping if the massage becomes uncomfortable or painful.
The Yoni massage trend has led some companies to sell Yoni tools and equipment, such as eggs, wands, and vibrators. However, they can contain materials such as toxic latex, jade, or other crystals that are unsafe to insert into the vagina. Many crystals are porous, so it is impossible to sterilize them thoroughly.
The safety depends on various factors.
Pluses for outcall session:
+ In most situations, it is the safest session because your hotel or apartments usually have security cameras, security guys, personnel and many people around you.
+ You can have a session in a clean, hygienic, understandable, and familiar situation.
+ In the intimate and intense session, you have your own quiet and safe place for relaxation before and after.
+ A low possibility of having hidden cameras or being stolen.
+ You can get it 24/7 in place and time you need.
Minuses for outcall session:
- When you do not live alone, you can't use it.
Pluses for incall session:
+ You can get a session when you don't have the opportunity to do this at your place.
+ Elements of adventure and novelty, you meet a new place and experience.
Minuses for incall session:
- Usually, an independent therapist salon is located in his condo, the session is performed on his bed, and you get all previous clients' questionable legacy in the bathroom and bedroom.
- Questionable areas, smells, hygiene and safety, hidden cameras, etc.
- You must leave it after the session, which requires comfy relaxation and recovery.
-The vibes like a medical cabinet, crowded and noisy street parlour, performance on flor, and massage table don't fit for women's self-discovery in a sensual experience.
- Extra logistic time and expenses.
- Shorter working hours.
1. Learn more info about the practitioner.
2. Use critical thinking - legitimate therapists aren't afraid to invest money and time to build an informative website and provide instructions and pre-consultations for clients.
3. Read reviews.
4. Check his website - legitimate therapists aren't afraid to invest money and time to build an informative website and provide instructions for clients.
5. Don't ask for a photo; ask for a video call meeting before the session.
6. Get a pre-consultation about your situation, and be sure the therapist cares about you.
7. Ask about sexual services possibilities. Some people use terms like yoni and tantra to sell just sex services. Professionals never have sex with clients.
8. Don't be mistaken by age or gender, as men and women can be equally good and bad people.
Be aware if you meet a person who left a listing in the classified and has nothing about him, his services, or only his phone number.
First, you must trust and feel safe near the therapist to relax and have a proper experience. For this reason, the therapist must do an introduction conversation, explain the session's agenda, and answer all your questions.
What you must expect from a professional therapist;
- Wahs and sterilise hands and equipment before the session.
- Not naked; it can be wholly or partly dressed depending on climate and techniques.
- Don't offer short sessions; it is not impossible to prepare your mind and body in 30-60 min.
- Don't offer sex services in place of therapy.
- Don't try to kiss or lick your body.
- Don't use toys in place on authentic bodywork. Yes, toys make it a bit easier and quicker, but your feelings will become simpler, shorter, and more impulsive.
- If equipment is necessary, or it is your preference - don't use common-use stone toys that are hard to sterilise properly.
Last, he must respect your boundaries and rules and stop a session if you are uncomfortable or not ready to move on.
Don't make wrong expectations, be afraid or judge yourself - just pleasure and harmonise with your body.
No rules or scenarios exist for a proper Yoni massage session because all bodies are unique. Performing is always personalised for your specific needs and comfort zone scope.
Till the session, you will be secure and feel my support and emotional connection.
Both male and female therapists can perform yoga therapy sessions equally well. The choice is mostly a matter of your psychology and preference.
Statistically, 90% of clients choose me as a male practitioner, and that's why:
- Most Tantric schools claim the energetic potential between a female client and a male therapist is significant.
- The advantage of working with a male therapist is gaining a different perspective and experience insight into improving your sexual well-being.
- It is hard to improve sexual relationships with male partners when you only speak and work with women.
- A male perspective provides valuable insights and a more comprehensive understanding of your needs and desires.
- If you are not bisexual, it can be hard to relax with women therapist.
- 100% confidentiality: Your privacy is our top priority.
- The session will be adjusted to your comfort level and desires.
- Emotional support during the session.
- Sensitivity to your boundaries.
- Non-judgmental atmosphere.
- No sexual pressure.
- 3 times "Pfizer" vaccinated.
- No smoking, alcohol or drugs.
- Safe accompany.
- Pregnancy: Yoni massage is generally not recommended during pregnancy, especially in the first trimester.
- Menstruation: Some women may prefer not to receive Yoni massage during their menstrual period due to increased sensitivity and discomfort.
- Infections or Inflammation: If the recipient has any active diseases or inflammation in the pelvic area, such as urinary tract infections or sexually transmitted infections, Yoni massage should be avoided until the condition has been adequately treated and healed.
- Recent Surgery: Individuals who have undergone recent pelvic or abdominal surgery should avoid Yoni massage until they have fully recovered and received clearance from their healthcare provider.
- Severe Psychological Trauma: Yoni massage may not be suitable for individuals with severe psychological trauma or a history of sexual abuse.
- Severe Medical Conditions: People with extreme medical conditions, such as uncontrolled diabetes, heart conditions, or chronic pain disorders, should consult their healthcare provider before receiving a Yoni massage.
- Allergies or Sensitivities: Using oils, lubricants, or other products during Yoni massage can lead to allergic reactions or skin sensitivities. It's essential to discuss any allergies or sensitivities with the therapist beforehand.
- Medications: Some medications may affect sensitivity or arousal. Individuals taking medication that could impact their ability to engage in sexual activities should discuss this with their healthcare provider and the massage therapist.
- When seeking a sensual yoni massage in Bangkok, it's crucial to prioritize safety and professionalism.
- Certification and proper training in the specific techniques are paramount when opting for a Yoni massage practitioner.
- Consider the practitioner's experience and reputation within the community before making a decision.
- Prioritise clear communication and establish a comfortable rapport with the chosen practitioner.
- Ensure the practitioner is attentive to your needs and respects your boundaries, creating a safe environment.
- Check for reviews or testimonials from previous clients to gauge the professionalism and effectiveness of the practitioner.
- Trust your instincts and select a practitioner with whom you feel at ease.
- Please inquire about the practitioner's approach and methods to ensure they align with your preferences and expectations.